"A new post?"
The blog thought, suddenly awakened from it's vacuous state monitoring the same 21 posts in a never ending cycle of refreshing angsty teen content and screen shots of games nobody cares about.
"..17...18..19...20..21..22! Yes! There is!"
This. This was the little blogs defining moment. No more abysmal view ratings, no more hiding in shame from all the other blogs about only having 2 followers. THIS. POST. Will shape his dreams!
Flash animated windows that take users to other pages. The little blog thought to himself "If they can go to other page's through there, then maybe they can come visit my page through theirs too!"
The blog was giddy with excitement.
The people, the content, ohhhh the views! The blog felt a warm glow of love for all that he expected to come.
Finally the post loaded.
The little blog began scanning the Content, as fast as possible, so engulfed with it's vision of famosity. But suddenly..
"Huh?" The blog stopped, puzzled with a strange notion.
"This... This seems familiar..." the blog bewildered begins to feel the deja vu when suddenly..
"Oh. .
..oh no...
.....no...... n-... why? META ISN'T HIP ANYMORE." The blog cried, the terrible amateur content before it hurt it's very architecture. Dreams now just leftovers from a wipe on a hard disk. And all because some dick had to be cheap and play the self reference route.
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